The honey issue I could work - I think I still have about 10 gallons of honey (mostly fireweed) downstairs from our beekeeping days. Probably mostly crystallized by now, but that is not a problem, just re-warm it and it is liquid again
Now, if you want some strange honey, get some heather honey - that stuff is very odd - it will gel up like Jello, but when you stir it, it is back to a thick liquid again. If you get the chance, check out Buckfast Abby - Brother Adam there (I believe he has passed on by now) developed the Buckfast strain of the honey bees. Good producers and reasonably good natured (although when we were there many years ago, the outdoor eating area had a significant number of the honey bees "working" the sugar pots on the tables (much easier than working heather)
mikey